please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first
no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”
"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"
I peed on the hamster
aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE
developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like